Born Before Wifi
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You survived dial-up internet, actual phone books, and asking directions from strangers like some kind of medieval peasant. This brutally honest birthday card roasts the absolute legend who remembers when "going online" meant tying up the family phone line and listening to demonic screeching sounds for five minutes. You're basically a time-traveling wizard who somehow adapted to smartphones without spontaneously combusting. A chaotic tribute to the OGs who lived through the internet's awkward teenage phase and lived to tell the tale.
- Premium 4.5" x 6.25" greeting card
- Printed on luxurious 100% cotton textured cardstock
- Includes kraft envelope in protective cellophane sleeve
- Dampen with sponge to seal
- Blank interior for your personal message
- Gift notes from checkout print on packing slip, not inside card
Design Note: Some cards feature intentionally distressed typography for a deliberately "worn" aesthetic - this rustic style is purposeful, not a printing error. Please review product images carefully before ordering.
Colors: Actual colors may look slightly different in person than on your screen.
